We're not talking about paper fasteners, boys and girls. Its the ever-growing, often-immitated, never-duplicated list of Howell House superlatives.

• Bowdoin's Best Bar
• Bowdoin's Only Legal Balcony
• Bowdoin's Most Advanced Grilling System
• Bowdoin's Only Lakefront Property
• Bowdoin's Largest Television
• Bowdoin's Only Engraved Door Knocker
• The Cheese (Prez Ed - 10/21/00)
• Upperclass Affiliates (And pictures to prove it)
• Bowdoin's Largest Leaf Pile (7'+)

- Yeah, we've got that.